[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[x]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

total= 5

[x] You have ran into a tree.
[ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[x] You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice.
[x] You just looked at it.
[ ]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[ ]People have called you slow.

total so far= 13

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You’ve fallen asleep in class
[ ] If someone says “fart” you laugh.
[x] You just laughed.

total so far= 17

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking (during school)
[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about.
[ ] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.

total so far= 20

[ ]You have eaten a bug.
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket

total so far= 22

[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

Overall total = 26
Now...how is this measured again?
-pulls out incredibly complex calculator-
ahh, here we go...subtract 2 multiply by .07...
oh screw it.
-counts to 9 on fingers-
thats better.